FirParkCorner FC - Ross Mitchell, right back
Ross Mitchell is Fir Park Corner FC personified. Tainted by alcohol and tobacco, he recently moved into the FPC defence after years of playing in slightly more strenuous positions. However, Mitch’s home is the hole, a position specifically created with him in mind.
Mitch is one of few players who have lasted the distance with the Corner. He started in our first match and even finished. This doesn’t happen anymore due to abuse of his major organs. His away day antics are legendary but alas have been considered too vile for a family audience. He was recently dubbed a grotesque wee boy, exceptionally accurate.
Mitch’s stomping ground isn’t the field of play, it’s Jack Daniel Bar in the ‘Well
As a result he hasn’t played a game sober since he became legal, off the record he has never played for the Corner sober.