Your Stars
YOUR STARS
As foretold by Geoff Baby Petulengro.
HAIRIES-Larsson and Blinker. Now that everyone has cottoned on to your diving, perhaps you should take up football.
TORIES-The sign of people with money and no brains. A place on the board could be yours at Ibrox
GEMINI-The twin personality. It's major decision time.Flute player or footballer? Make your mind up.
CHANCER-The sign of the Italian winger.Time to check the finer details of that Wednesday contract.
LEO-The three lions. A summer of disappointment looms,unless you enjoy rioting!
VIRGO-Sign of the easily fooled. Bet you wish you hadn't wasted your money on a season ticket to Tynecastle.
LIBERO-The Italian sweeper. Career coming to an end? Play for five more years if you move to Scotland.
SCORPIO-A sting in the tail. If you are in the First Division,
don't waste money doing up your ground.cause it's their ball and you're not playing.
SAGGY-the eternal optimist. Do you not think you're pushing it if you expect Motherwell to stay up.
CAPRICORN-Sign of the bald referee. Some things will never change.
You'll never have hair.And you'll always be crap.
AQUARIUS-Dawning of a new era. Premiership.A future of goals,comfy stadiums and exciting football.
PIECES-The sign of shattered dreams. First time in ten years? Maybe you should cancel that planned celebration.
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