FirParkCorner FC - Graeme Farmer, goalkeeper
Farmer is the first man on the team sheet for Fir Park Corner. As Frazzle says, every week before the game, it’s been a difficult choice. This long running joke only sits second to his match tactics. Graeme brings a wealth of experience in the game to the team, having spells as a youngster with both Hearts and Hamilton.
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In 2004, Farmer picked up the Fir Park Corner Player of the Year award. Deservedly so considering the amount of work he has to handle, that said his triumph could also be interpreted as the rest of the team are mince.
As the rest of the squad warm up, Farmer sprints for the local off license to purchase a bottle of Jack Daniel’s finest. Ironically the more he drinks, the better he plays. Too bad the team’s budget can only stretch to ASDA Smartprice Orange Squash.