FirParkCorner FC Profiles - Joe Smith

Last updated : 03 August 2005 By Speedie

Rather ominously Joe has been appointed Fir Park Corner’s vice captain. His stand in captain performance against Hearts at the start of the season was a joy to behold. He certainly didn’t deserve being on the wrong end of a 3-2 score line. However, he started the next week and sold 4 rapid.

Can you think of a non-offensive caption for this man?
It’s not just goals our Joe sells he’s a top man at Bunzl Cleaning Limited, selling white powder across the United Kingdom. Whilst recent trips to Liverpool and Leeds have seen Joe offering his personal farter bursting service to numerous ‘lovely’ beer wenches, infact he has a nationwide contract with Wetherspoon’s to burst farters.


When he’s not working Joe can be found at the casino, he’s a bit special on the old roulette. Otherwise, he’ll be diddling all and sundry on ‘the Ebay’. He’s also very partial to the online betting, again he’s never far away from a scam/money making opportunity.