NO FARTING POLICY

In line with the directives from the Scottish Executive,the Motherwell board

have decided that they will reflect the bill by making Fir Park a completely no farting zone.This includes all four stands,hospitality suites and offices.

This will take place from March 20^th in line with the legislation in general.

NO SWEARING POLICY

In line with the directives from the Scottish Executive,the Motherwell board

have decided that they will reflect the bill by making Fir Park a completely no swearing zone.This includes all four stands,hospitality suites and offices.

This will take place from March 20^th in line with the legislation in general.

NO BREATHING POLICY

In line with the directives from the Scottish Executive, the Motherwell board

have decided that they will reflect the bill by making Fir Park a completely no breathing zone.This includes all four stands,hospitality suites and offices.

This will take place from March 20^th in line with the legislation in general.

NO ENJOYMENT POLICY

In line with the directives from the Scottish Executive,the Motherwell board

have decided that they will reflect the bill by making Fir Park a completely no enjoyment zone.This includes all four stands,hospitality suites and offices.

This will take place from March 20^th in line with the legislation in general.

A No Geoff Baby Policy