Inverness Brrrrr!

Last updated : 02 March 2006 By Firparkcorner

Enterprising travellers have been planning appropriate methods of transportation and there were no Ski-Doos available in Lanarkshire by Wednesday afternoon. Animal welfare organisations made no comment about the disappearance of a number of large, furry dogs!

Since the Motherwell Aquatec disposed of its ice rink some time ago there were reported sightings of Butcher and Malpas running training routines with the first team at the curling rink in Hamilton. Alan McDonald was said to be converting spiked running shoes into makeshift football boots while Abel Thermeus was sent to the cinema to watch The Snowman.


Team selection for the game poses unusual problems. Tests suggest that Scott McDonald could become snowbound (and possibly disappear) if high winds cause drifting snow to accumulate on the trackside. The winning edge may be the discovery of any player who is over 6ft 6in in their snow shoes. Maurice Malpas was seen talking to a couple of tall Icelandic U21 players at Firhill on Tuesday evening. It was not clear whether he was engaged in signing talks or trying to gain an understanding of the tactics needed for football in a whiteout.

Young volunteer practices
The Inverness club have on file a list of fans who are prepared to volunteer to put in a shift to clear the pitch in the event of heavy snow. This would give them the perfect opportunity to build stocks of snowballs to be launched in the event of the Mighty Well mastering the conditions better than the home side.

Let’s hope for a thaw!