One Step Beyond launches it's strategy to take over the world for the greater good of the people of Dosserdom, or at least provide a decent income to ensure it's survival. Everyone's favourite Motherwell fanzine named after a Madness song - ever, is back for the first home game of the new season and no stone is left unturned in the search for global domination.
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A bumper 52 page issue awaits the few hundred hardy souls who stay loyal to the OSB mantra, nothing much changes, there's still the usual hysterical over-reactions to anything derogatory about the 'Well, still the usual hysterical over-reactions to anything positive about the 'Well, and still the usual hysterical over-reaction to whatever's topical in this great game of ours. If only the jokes were hysterical we might find some more readers but there you go.
This was a pretty easy compilation to compile, the club's situation took care of any worries about lack of material but we have our typical off-topic OSB slant in place so don't come looking for answers to the club's griefs. Take a rest from the normal woes of following the Dossers and wallow in the silliness of a 4 line Berti Vogts interview and photo, the absolute irrelevance of a rival GLF ed's prize winning letter to Scottish Footballer in 1990 and the slightly unwarranted inclusion of an error ridden team list from a friendly against Sheff. Utd in 1982.
As a package it knits together nicely even if the individual niceties can be somewhat irrational at times......what am I talking about? Why am I still typing at this time of night? Get to Fir Park, read the book, buy the T-shirt, wear it while you're surfing, and remember, it's a far better thing that I do now than what I did yesterday (or something like that.)