But that's not all, oh no. They will be doing their normal day job of selling the fanzine as well, the contents of which will remain secret for a few days more but I'm in the enviable position of having inside info which I am allowed to impart to your good selves if you promise to keep it just between us.
A veritable top quality clutch of contributors have gathered together to bring to you their take on the events of recent months (well, since the last OSB appeared) and all for the love of seeing your cute little faces light up when you turn those pages.
Have a giggle at Giggsy, take a pop at Pompey John, hiss at Stuart Jack, have your fill of Fergiecrew, take a gander at General Football, yelp at Yir Elder, have fun with Fat Calf, shout "Yaaaay" at Yabba's Turd, deal with the Dossers Glossary, go agog at Geoff Baby, fume at Fah Kemahl and fan the flames of Fe King Sanny and of course, there's Andy P.
Sellers in their usual places for 2pm as we build up to the Cup tie. Make OSB an integral part of that build-up. You might even enjoy it. Still only £1.